If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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