ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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