i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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