I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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