is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Actions speak louder than pants.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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