Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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