I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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