I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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