On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My balls are so social today.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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