I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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