Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i think im in europe. pls send help
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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