Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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