Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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