Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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