Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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