So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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