Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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