I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I can't turn off my feet"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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