omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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