i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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