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(757): View more from Virginia

ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.

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(206): View more from Washington

I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(571): View more from Virginia

All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet

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(916): View more from California

I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!

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(573): View more from Missouri

Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?

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