i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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