ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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