Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Bring me that man meat
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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