Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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