Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
