Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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