How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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