don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
And then he peed in my hair
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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