Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
my shit smells like andre
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
FUCK WHALES
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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