I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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