I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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