let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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