I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
The ass gains better be worth it
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