Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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