I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Ladies don't puke and tell
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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