How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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