Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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