i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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