Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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