Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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