jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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