I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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