so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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