I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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