you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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