Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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