I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
