Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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