CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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