We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Randomize
